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Rush Limbaugh in Hospital with Chest Pains

This is big news indeed. Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized earlier today for severe chest pains. He is, according to and AP report, resting comfortably and thanks all of his supporters for their thoughts and prayers. Rush was vacationing in Hawaii, as he does every year around Christmas, and was enjoying a game of golf. I couldn’t suss out from the reports whether or not he suffered his chest pains while playing golf or not. The reports just mentioned that he had been seen playing golf earlier. I guess he was feeling fine at that point. It’s not clear whether or not Rush Limbaugh had a heart attack. It usually takes twelve to twenty four hours to detect the rise in the levels of enzymes produced as a result of a heart attack.

Rush Limbaugh is not dead as some people have already been wondering. I hope he is okay because America needs a guy like Rush. He keeps a close eye on all those crooked politicians on Capital Hill. He doesn’t let them get away with anything at all. That God for Rush Limbaugh! He’s just about the only voice in the media that tells it like it is. No politically correct crapola and no bull shit. Everybody loves this guy! The only people that I know of that hate Rush Limbaugh are the super, uber, moonbat liberal nutjobs on TV. Let’s all hope that Rush is okay.

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